Realms of Opposition - The Quotes Page

Scott: GM
Amy: Absinthe, daughter of Gérard
Daric: Isobel of House Sawall
Greg: Mordred, son of Corwin
Jäger: Cathal, son of Benedict
Kelly: Cassidy of House Minobee
Pat: Odin of House Hendrake
NPCAlice - daughter of Fiona
NPCJared - son of Eric
NPCMorden - House R'Lyen

~~~~~First Session~~~~~
Greg (to Jäger): Would you like to examine my geek-toy? (referring to his new laptop)
Amy: Is that a come-on?

Group at large: "I am Galstaff, Sorceror of Light."
Greg: Ah, shit.

~~~~~Second Session~~~~~
Absinthe (thinking about an upcoming family party): How naked should I go?

Odin: Amberites seem to spend their time bickering amongst themselves.
Cathal: That's nothing compared to the petty backstabbing so prominent here in the Courts.
Odin: Nothing can be proven...

Amy (to Scott): Rub my feet!
Jäger (to Scott): Just don't redefine "feet" to match your own meaning.
Pat: From henceforth, "feet" shall mean "anything below the neck".

Amy (to Scott): Hey, guess what! You get to finish rubbing my feet!
GM (continuing IC): ...which is the standard greeting in Chaos.

Absinthe: Oh, another one. What's your name?
Cathal: Cathal.
Absinthe: Oh, I thought that was a color.
Cathal: I believe you're thinking of cobalt.
Mordred: I thought that was a metal.
Absinthe: I thought that was a person.
Kelly: I thought that was a demon.
Jäger (to Kelly): Shut up; you're not there.

Pat (to the Group): The Serpent or Steve Irwin- Who Would Win?
Scott: Croikey! 'e 'ates it when you stick your thumb in 'is empty eye socket!

~~~~~Third Session~~~~~
Jäger: My, this is dark. (referring to his fried rice)
Absinthe: That's because you're blindfolded. (Cathal was blindfolded at the time.)

Gérard (after stopping a running & stripping Absinthe): *What* are you doing?!
Absinthe: Having fun!
Gérard: Well for the love of the Unicorn, don't do it naked.

GM: Things get nicer as you get closer (to the castle). The prostitutes stay inside.
Jäger: ...of the castle, right?
Scott: Right!

Amy (thinking as Absinthe): I want to do something.
Jäger: Well, Gérard's right next to you...

Cathal: Well, I'm still a little drunk, right?
GM: Yeah, but you're getting better. You're starting to be just hung over.
Cathal: OK, that's what I'll do: I'll drink myself sober. I'm going to Bloody Tony's.
Daric: It's gr-r-r-r-reat!

Morgan: So, how have your travels been?
Cathal: Long and arduous. I would have it no other way.
Morgan: Sometimes it's the hardest journeys from which one gets the most growth.
Kelly and Amy: *snickersnicker*
Amy: Yeah, blisters! (referring to the 'growth')
Scott: Okay, that's it, stop getting homosexual connotations from what I'm saying!
Amy: I just said 'blisters!'
Scott: ... Okay, so maybe *I'm* getting the homosexual connotations...
*long pause*
Jäger (to Kelly & Amy): Wang.
Kelly & Amy: *laughter*
Scott: "Can."
Jäger & Scott: "Can wang."

GM (to Absinthe): As you're running to the beach, you see the shadow of a very large man.
Jäger: A very large wang?
Greg (to Jäger): What is *up* with you?!

Absinthe: I'm going to ask around and see if anyone's seen anyone weird.
Jäger: *points at Amy, referring to Absinthe*

Cathal (thinking to himself, of Absinthe): That girl gets into too much trouble. She needs a guardian.
Amy (smiling jovially): I'll get you to hate me in a day.

Cathal (knocking on Absinthe's door): They're here! (refering to the Chaosian delegates)
Absinthe: Great! Let me undress!

Absinthe (to Cathal): Do you know about this second Amber in Chaos? ["Ambercon", a place where Chaosians pretend to be human and/or Amberites]
Cathal: I know they worship us.
Absinthe (surprised, to Cassidy): You worship me?
Isobel: No, *they* worship you.

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